valentines day...you really cant ignore it. well, unless you call out sick from work so you miss everyones flower delivery. maybe you can go cry in your cube and if anyone asks tell them its your allergies. when you go to cvs to pacify yourself with chocolate and a coke zero you realize you hit prime real-estate for valentines day crap. depression sets in. as you walk home to your awesome apt (shared with no one bc you are allergic to pets and love!) you glance at happy couples in restaurant windows. their happy faces lit up by soft candle light. you find solace in the fact that at least a few of these blissful couples will get food poisoning and not make it in time to reach a toilet.
Personally, i love Valentines Day!! I usually send flowers to my friends and get a nice card from my mom
I get lots of folks asking for gift ideas - So, this year I decided to bring in my dear precious lovely friend Suhayl to provide y'all with some wonderful gift ideas for your boo, yourself, or your mom
Call of the Wild Bar (port wine caramel) or Port Wine Caramel Sauce
Gin (because I don't believe in Vodka)/Tequila/Mezcal
- Berkshire Mountain Ethereal Gin
- Ransom Old Tom Barreled Gin (over ice it's divine)
- Milagro Unico (Baller!)
- Del Maguey Crema Del Mezcal (if you like it sweet and smoky)
- Illegal Mezcal Anejo (if you like it just smoky)
Scotch/Whiskey/Bourbon
- Diabolique Kentucky
- Balvenie 14yr Caribbean Cask
- Widow Jane Bloody Butcher Whiskey (I love the name and it reminds me of the St. Valentine's day Massacre. also, it's flippin' delicious)
it's pink and it's delicious
Cigars from Oliva
Other *ahem* stuff (so not safe for work. well. i guess it depends on your employment)
- anything from Kiki De Montparnasse (i love their cute Before and After Mints container)
- Betony Vernon
- Journelle
- Hips&Curves ...nope, this is not a link for art deco furniture
- Intimates Plus
Ok, Thats all from Suhayl. Ciao Kitten!
I'm not as sexy as Suhayl but I know a thing or two about seduction...hey, i learned a lot from Archer and South Park
if you still need some gift ideas here are my safe and trusty suggestions...
Product
Midnight Recovery Oil
Ultimate Man Body Scrub Soap
and they have a whole lotta awesome stuff...go wild.
Aesop
gender free products (for when you accidentally sleep over and need a decent moisturizer in the morning and a soap that wont leave you smelling like a sailor)
Aesop
gender free products (for when you accidentally sleep over and need a decent moisturizer in the morning and a soap that wont leave you smelling like a sailor)
Body Cleansing Slab (smells awesome!)
Post Poo Drops (need i say more?)
Massage
Bella Sante, Revive Massage
Mandarin Oriental, De-stress Mind and Body Wrap
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